Sorry For Kicking You In The Womb Card


You can't say that! Why not? We were all in a womb once - and we all did some serious womb-kicking. Time to apologise.

We all know we gave our mum a hard time as a kid - sleepless nights, scary boyfriends, teenage tantrums... but as well as giving the old girl wrinkles and grey hairs, we also gave her insides a bit of a bashing.

We think it's time we apologised for that - and this card - for Mother's Day - is designed for that exact purpose.

Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, the design features a floral background with the wording 'Sorry For Kicking You In The Womb'.

This quirky card comes with an attractive brown ribbed envelope.

Card and envelope will be sent in an individual cellophane wrap contained within a sturdy card-backed envelope.

Card is blank inside for your own message.

An original design by Paper Plane.

Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.
made from:

Square card printed on FSC-certified 350gsm card.

Card: H148 x W148mm. Envelope: H155 x W155mm

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Please note: This applies to large items of furniture only, smaller items will be posted.

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